skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

(Source: itsgettinghyakinhere, via piercetheblackmaydayhorizon)

tibets:

here’s a video of me

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littlesapphireknight:

hertzwhale:

hertzwhale:

please listen to this oh my god i know no one wants to click anything bc of all the rick rolls but i promise its not a rickroll just please listen to this

did everyone listen to this

Oh my god perfection

(via earlgreywarden)

ihavetofart:

that is our building
and we sell paper

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via maikanto)

It’s super unprofessional to go back on things you promised

hands0fate:

I hope you realize that. Don’t go around telling people that they get all of these free things and then try to weasel your way out of it. You lost a customer because you were too concerned with making money to care about your clients

UGH UGH UGH!
I have something important to say about this! I work at the Brick (furniture store) And hey, I work there because that was the first place that hired me, okay? I don’t love it.
Anyways, so if you buy electronics or appliances we offer an extended warranty - standard thing - but, if you don’t have any problems in that 4 years, you get that money back as a store credit *throws confetti* I thought that was pretty awesome! 
The company just released that if you call a former customer of yours, and be like ‘YO, just want to let you know your warranty expires soon, so you should get in here and buy some cool stuff!’ ………you can be fired.
The company would rather that YOU the sales staff, be a dick to the customers, so that they can pocket this money. And instead you potentially get a customer in a day or two after their time runs out and they are angry! That doesn’t really affect the company, but you’re damn right it will affect the sales staff!

I really hate this world sometimes -_-

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

(via cas-hasthepolicebox)