thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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Anonymous said: When I start looking for nerite snails should I avoid horned ones since I have betta? I feel like the horns would rip there fins.

kai-ni:

I kinda had that same thought. So yea I’d go with an olive or a zebra nerite.

Hi! 
I just want to pipe in that it probably depends a lot on the betta fish!
I’ve had no problems with Canuck & my horned nerite Ninja :P
But other then occasionally checking her out, he doesn’t get very close to her.
(Of course he also scraped off a number of scales by wedging himself behind a betta log and the glass, so to each their own I suppose)

maeinli:

You know what’d be nice instead of the classic ‘boy chases after girl even though she’s repeatedly told him she’s not interested?’

Jaune learning the meaning of “no”

you know

like people should

in real life.

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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

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captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

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