pros of dating me

  • have you ever wanted to know the complete history of spider-man? too bad.

cons of dating me

  • 'It's 1962. A dark office room, cigarette smoke. Stan Lee has just come off the success of The Fantastic Four, a surge of demand for teenage comic books had hit the comic book market, and he finds himself transfixed, watching a spider ever-slowly work it's way up a wall. 'Wouldn't that be cool?' he thinks to himself; and thus our story begins…'

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Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet



Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

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I made handles for my crochet hooks today! I looooove them!

Whaaat did you make those out of?! Do you find that they help if your hand cramps? I have one ergonomic hook, but it  was like super pricy and I have so many metal ones that I don’t want to go to waste.

Also, they look super awesome!!

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The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.


Oh God…


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Hello my name is Ninja the snail and I like to crawl onto the filter intake sponge and make my Mom worry so she has to turn off the filter and watch till I crawl away. It’s fun

*Bangs head against wall*

Anonymous said: Your blog preview thing has pizza and I know it's your blog but if you're a fitness blog and want followers maybe you should think about changing that. I saw your blog a few times and didn't follow or check it out before I assumed you didn't actually care about fitness and health


Well this is concerning.

I do care about fitness and health, which is precisely why my preview image is of STUFFED CRUST pizza (I’m sorry, I’m a pizza bitch, the stuffed crust part is important!)

It is crucial that people realize that labeling foods as “bad” and cutting them out of their diets completely is unhealthy. I advocate for a complete lifestyle change. Cutting out certain foods is a diet. Diets are not sustainable. After you lose X amount of weight, you’ll just go back to your bad habits. SO. Eat the pizza. Eat the pizza once a week. You can lose weight, make permanent changes to your body and lifestyle, and still eat the (insert whichever “bad” food you please).

This is exactly what I keep trying to tell myself. But it isn’t working



The Mystical World Of Mushrooms Captured In Photos

Most people consider mushrooms to be the small, ugly cousins of the plant kingdom, but theirs is  surprisingly beautiful and wonderful world waiting to be explored. These beautiful mushrooms, captured by enthusiastic nature photographers, are a far cry from the ones you find in the woods or your local grocery store.

Most mushrooms, as we know them, are actually just the reproductive structure of the fungus they belong to – their fungal networks expand far further underground, and some fungi don’t even sprout the sort of mushrooms that we’re used to seeing. In fact, depending on your definition of “organism,” the largest living organism in the world is a fungus – there’s a honey mushroom colony in Oregon that occupies about 2,000 acres of land! ( Bored Panda )

, I saw you were talking about fungus recently and thought you might enjoy this post!

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This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

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